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Deja moo, the feeling you've heard that bull before
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A Moo-sician.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!