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I tend to believe anything oranges say because they have a tang of truth to them.
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
Why does nobody believe lazy cats? Because they're liars.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!