What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.
If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?
Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.
Why can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.
What did the Sober ghost say to his friends at the party? No Boo's for me thanks!