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Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.
What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.
When I'm sad, I like to make pork roast. This gives me a shoulder to cry on.
Why are cats so good at baking? They are natural whiskers.
If you knead dough, you could get a job as a baker.
If you boil the funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Have you ever tried cooking your meat over a nice, hot lava pit? I lava good BBQ.
I'm going to teach you to cook. Lettuce begin. First you pick your fish for the halibut. Add some seasonings lightly, don't run out of thyme now!
I didn't think they'd mind that I overcooked their tortilla, but they told me we needed to taco bout it.