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Cooking

David

I was a member of a top secret cooking society until I spilled the beans.

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Cats

29 February 2020

Why are cats so good at baking? They are natural whiskers.

Baker

27 October 2019

If you knead dough, you could get a job as a baker.

Bones

9 August 2019

If you boil the funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.

BBQ

7 November 2017

Have you ever tried cooking your meat over a nice, hot lava pit? I lava good BBQ.

Fish Preparation

22 September 2017

I'm going to teach you to cook. Lettuce begin. First you pick your fish for the halibut. Add some seasonings lightly, don't run out of thyme now!

Tortillas

27 May 2017

I didn't think they'd mind that I overcooked their tortilla, but they told me we needed to taco bout it.

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