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What computer is really good at singing? A Dell.
What did the band the Black Eyed Peas say after going to the dentist? 🎶🎵 I've got a filling! 🎶🎵
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!