What does a newborn computer call its father? Data.
How do trees get on the internet? They log on.
If Britain left the EU, how much space would be freed up? 1 GB.
The army of laptops were all plugged in and ready to charge.
A boomerang with computer RAM attached to it really brings back memories.
My computer has an interstellar pub, it's a space bar.
The best part about being a Web Browser is all the free cookies.
The best thing about Booleans is that even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Log backups are generally a good thing to have unless it's in the toilet.
Why doesn't a person who builds computers make a good parent? Because he makes his own motherbored
Laptop attempts to remove a hat, but states "I.. can't get... it off!"
An all in one machine sitting next to it replies "Dude, that's because your caps lock is on"