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My favorite song is played on the 50MHz frequency. You've never heard it before.
Why do Farmers like dubstep? They love it when the beet drops.
What's a turkey's favorite song? "All about that baste"
What did the band the Black Eyed Peas say after going to the dentist? 🎶🎵 I've got a filling! 🎶🎵
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!