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My doctor prescribed me an ointment for my skin spots but he wouldn't make any rash promises.
Why don't skeletons get annoyed? They are unable to let anything get under their skin.
Why don't you see many cows working at leather factories? That's just how cows hide.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!