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Why don't skeletons get annoyed? They are unable to let anything get under their skin.
I used to be mad at the ground but I forgave them. It is all under me now.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!