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I used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!