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I used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.
What do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!
When you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!