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I used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.
I stayed up all night because I couldn't figure out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.
I'm always confused until someone sheds light on something. That's why without the sun, I'd be in the dark.
I am always afraid of riding my horse in the dark, but she's a night mare.
A day without sunshine is like, dark.
The guy who had every lamp in his house stolen was delighted when it happened.
Do you cough so much that your coworkers won't let you cough at work? Need a place to cough in? Buy a coffin!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!