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I find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.
Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!
What do professional runners eat before a race? Fast food.
I rode a sheep out of town when I was wanted by the cops. I was on the lamb.
How do you escape a giant whale after being eaten? You run until you're pooped out.
The army of laptops were all plugged in and ready to charge.
That person is booking it for the library!
I escaped Iraq the only way I knew how, Iran.
Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.
Why can't you run in camp grounds? You can only ran. It's past tents.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!