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Why are cats so good at baking? They are natural whiskers.
The pumpkin carver is talented. They're very gourd at their job.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!