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I live next to a coin manufacturing plant. My house is valuable because it’s near mint!
Why are cats so good at baking? They are natural whiskers.
Being good at reading Braille is easy once you get a feel for it.
Train operators really have their life on track.
The pumpkin carver is talented. They're very gourd at their job.
The cashews were so salty, but they are sodium good.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!