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How do you repair smashed pumpkins? With a pumpkin patch!
Why is it amazing that pumpkins are around on Halloween. They're usually flat from being squashed.
The pumpkin carver is talented. They're very gourd at their job.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!