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I started writing my name in cursive. It's my signature move.
I practiced calligraphy then became a cake decorator. My handwriting was just icing on the cake.
What blood type results in grammatical errors on a keyboard? Type-O.
Making a typo on a headstone could be a grave mistake.
Did you hear about the English teacher that went to jail? It was an incomplete sentence.
I wrote a joke on a piece of paper, but it was tearable.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!