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Did you hear about the English teacher that went to jail? It was an incomplete sentence.
People with celiac disease that eat bread are really gluten for punishment.
Why is it a bad thing for people with stutters to go to prison? They can never finish a sentence.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!