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Todo list

David

My friend tried smoking my todo list. He was high on my priorities.

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Rocks

26 January 2020

Why do rocks have the munchies? They're always stoned.

Horse

6 January 2020

People always tell me to get off my high horse. To that I say, neigh!

Wall

28 May 2019

There is a joke about a tall wall, but you won't get it, it just goes over your head. I'm still trying to get over it.

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