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My friend tried smoking my todo list. He was high on my priorities.
Why do rocks have the munchies? They're always stoned.
People always tell me to get off my high horse. To that I say, neigh!
There is a joke about a tall wall, but you won't get it, it just goes over your head. I'm still trying to get over it.