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Why do rocks have the munchies? They're always stoned.
Smoking weed is a joint effort.
My friend tried smoking my todo list. He was high on my priorities.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!