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I find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.
I went to a smoke shop only to find it was replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.
Smoking kills. Bacon kills. Smoking bacon cures it.
Smoking weed is a joint effort.
My friend tried smoking my todo list. He was high on my priorities.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!