I practiced calligraphy then became a cake decorator. My handwriting was just icing on the cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.
Why did the child start hitting their pancake? They preferred pound cake.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat cake on his birthday? He's stuffed.
Why did the person get heartburn after eating the cake? They ate the candles.
I tried eating my birthday dessert, but I got it all over me. I was caked.