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I practiced calligraphy then became a cake decorator. My handwriting was just icing on the cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.
Why did the child start hitting their pancake? They preferred pound cake.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat cake on his birthday? He's stuffed.
Why did the person get heartburn after eating the cake? They ate the candles.
What kind of cake does Peter Pan eat for his birthday? A Pan-cake.
The guests at the wedding started crying when the cake came out because it was made of tiers.