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Barber

David

I tried being a barber, I just couldn't cut it.

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Surgeon

1 October 2019

I got fired from being a surgeon. I couldn't cut it.

Swords

18 August 2019

Swords were cutting edge when they were invented.

Knife

3 December 2018

I tried to use the dull knife, but it just didn't cut it.

Shredding Cheese

31 July 2018

I always had issues shredding cheese. However, I have grater problems to deal with.

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