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I got fired from being a surgeon. I couldn't cut it.
I tried being a barber, I just couldn't cut it.
Swords were cutting edge when they were invented.
I tried to use the dull knife, but it just didn't cut it.
I always had issues shredding cheese. However, I have grater problems to deal with.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!