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One day, I was feeling down and my friend said "It could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I think he meant well.
I tried being a barber, I just couldn't cut it.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!