What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.
Why don't you see many cows working at leather factories? That's just how cows hide.
What do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!
Deja moo, the feeling you've heard that bull before
What's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A Moo-sician.
What key do cows sing? Beef flat.
A cow that can't produce milk is an udder failure.
If you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?
For real though, with out steak, I'd have a cow.