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What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.
Where does ground beef go to dance? The meatball!
I an avid investor in stocks. Chicken and beef are my forte. I have enough stocks to be considered a bouillionaire.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!