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6:30 is the best time on the clock. Hands down.
What does a clock do when it's still hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I looked at the clocks at the horologist's store as I walked home. It was a good way to pass time.
I attached watches end to end to make a belt. It was a waist of time.
I'm going to teach you to cook. Lettuce begin. First you pick your fish for the halibut. Add some seasonings lightly, don't run out of thyme now!
When does the clock win? When it's one
I had a friend who would eat clocks for lunch. Eating with him was time consuming.