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When does the clock win? When it's one

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Best Time

29 August 2020

6:30 is the best time on the clock. Hands down.


15 July 2020

What does a clock do when it's still hungry? It goes back four seconds.


13 November 2018

I looked at the clocks at the horologist's store as I walked home. It was a good way to pass time.


11 September 2018

I attached watches end to end to make a belt. It was a waist of time.

Fish Preparation

22 September 2017

I'm going to teach you to cook. Lettuce begin. First you pick your fish for the halibut. Add some seasonings lightly, don't run out of thyme now!

Time Consuming

7 October 2016

I had a friend who would eat clocks for lunch. Eating with him was time consuming.