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Why are secret agents always so well rested? Because they're always undercover.
I don't trust umbrellas. They're kind of shady
I tried eating my birthday dessert, but I got it all over me. I was caked.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!