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What do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.
What happens when a chemist passes away? You barium.
I suspected my neighbor would throw extra dirt in my garden. When I confronted them, they just shrugged. The plot thickens...
I used to be mad at the ground but I forgave them. It is all under me now.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!