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Home valuation

David

I live next to a coin manufacturing plant. My house is valuable because it’s near mint!

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Home Building

14 June 2021

I saw an ad that said "Buy one house, get roof free". I guess that means the roof is on the house.

Landlords

27 November 2020

My landlord constantly complains about feeling inadequate. It must be the complex he has.

House Building

20 July 2019

What's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.

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