I live next to a coin manufacturing plant. My house is valuable because it’s near mint!
My landlord constantly complains about feeling inadequate. It must be the complex he has.
What's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.
A person was building the frame house when their boss came by and told them how to properly build it. It was constructive criticism.
My best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.
I built a horse home that withstood a storm. It's stable.
My friend moved into a new house, so I bought them an elephant for their room. They thanked me but I said "Don't mention it".
The guy who had every lamp in his house stolen was delighted when it happened.