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My computer has an interstellar pub, it's a space bar.

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Pun Storage

13 June 2020

I store all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base.


11 June 2020

What does a newborn computer call its father? Data.


3 June 2020

If time is money, aren't ATMs time machines?


26 May 2020

I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.


22 May 2020

How do trees get on the internet? They log on.


25 March 2017

Why did C++ reject C's proposal for going on a date? C has no class.

Microsoft Office

14 February 2017

I used to be very good with Microsoft Office. My skills Excel others'. I had a great Outlook on my skills until you stole it. I'll get it back though, you have my Word.


19 January 2017

The best part about being a Web Browser is all the free cookies.


19 January 2017

The best thing about Booleans is that even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.


19 January 2017

Log backups are generally a good thing to have unless it's in the toilet.


19 January 2017

My calculator is really something I can count on.

Get this on a shirt

Phone sex

6 December 2016

Having phone sex might result in getting hearing aids.


25 October 2016

I named my iPod the titanic, and now it's syncing.

Motherboard -> Mother bored

6 October 2016

Why doesn't a person who builds computers make a good parent? Because he makes his own motherbored

Caps lock is on

4 October 2016

Laptop attempts to remove a hat, but states "I.. can't get... it off!"

An all in one machine sitting next to it replies "Dude, that's because your caps lock is on"