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My computer has an interstellar pub, it's a space bar.
I store all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base.
What does a newborn computer call its father? Data.
If time is money, aren't ATMs time machines?
I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
How do trees get on the internet? They log on.
Why did C++ reject C's proposal for going on a date? C has no class.
I used to be very good with Microsoft Office. My skills Excel others'. I had a great Outlook on my skills until you stole it. I'll get it back though, you have my Word.
The best part about being a Web Browser is all the free cookies.
The best thing about Booleans is that even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Log backups are generally a good thing to have unless it's in the toilet.
My calculator is really something I can count on.
Having phone sex might result in getting hearing aids.
I named my iPod the titanic, and now it's syncing.
Why doesn't a person who builds computers make a good parent? Because he makes his own motherbored
Laptop attempts to remove a hat, but states "I.. can't get... it off!"
An all in one machine sitting next to it replies "Dude, that's because your caps lock is on"