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How do trees get on the internet? They log on.
What's the difference between a dogwood and a pine tree? The bark.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Someone asked me a question about cutting down trees, but I was stumped. So I made up an answer on a limb.
I just want Autumn to leaf me alone. I'm not fall-ing for its tricks that the son is out. I'm inside because it's getting cold. Orange you glad the colors are changing though?