Pumpkin

13 November 2020

How do you repair smashed pumpkins? With a pumpkin patch!

Pumpkins

29 October 2020

Why is it amazing that pumpkins are around on Halloween. They're usually flat from being squashed.

Ghosts

28 October 2020

Where do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.

Ghosts

8 October 2020

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.

Ghosts

6 October 2020

Why can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.

Skeletons

3 October 2020

Why don't skeletons get annoyed? They are unable to let anything get under their skin.