How do you repair smashed pumpkins? With a pumpkin patch!
Why is it amazing that pumpkins are around on Halloween. They're usually flat from being squashed.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
Why can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.
Why don't skeletons get annoyed? They are unable to let anything get under their skin.