What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.
If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?
Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
What did the Sober ghost say to his friends at the party? No Boo's for me thanks!