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I was asked if I wanted to try firing a shotgun. I guess I'll give it a shot.
When you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."
Image: Picture of a phone screen, with a bullet from a gun sticking through it. A literal screenshot. Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/50i231/screenshot/
In the old west, artists would get in fights and settle them by seeing who could paint a gun first. I guess the winner was the one who drew a weapon faster.