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I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.
What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
I used to work at a shoe factory but got fired because I didn't put any soul into my work.
What is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? Fire-crackers!
I was asked if I wanted to try firing a shotgun. I guess I'll give it a shot.
Why did the feather, laying next to the brick, ignite? It was lighter.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!