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Flu shot


When you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."

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19 March 2020

What rank do you give someone with a cold? Hanker Chief.

Hand Sanitizer

11 March 2020

With all the sales, the inventor of hand sanitizer must really be rubbing it in these days.

Flu shots

10 March 2020

People who don't get flu shots make me sick.


9 March 2020

The flu can be just as stressful as COVID-19. It's just a different kind of strain.

Famous Flu

7 March 2020

How does a flu become viral? From influenzas.

Porcupine Flu

6 March 2020

How do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.