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What rank do you give someone with a cold? Hanker Chief.
With all the sales, the inventor of hand sanitizer must really be rubbing it in these days.
People who don't get flu shots make me sick.
The flu can be just as stressful as COVID-19. It's just a different kind of strain.
How does a flu become viral? From influenzas.
How do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.