Cow

9 June 2021

What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.

Gas

1 May 2021

What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.

Bath

15 December 2020

Last I time I took a bath I got a sunburn. Last time I try sunbathing!

Cake Candles

14 June 2018

Why did the person get heartburn after eating the cake? They ate the candles.