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What happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? It has a meltdown.
What does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.
What rank do you give someone with a cold? Hanker Chief.
What do you do when you get cold in your room? Stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees.
When you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."
Why is everyone afraid of ice cream? It gives them the chills.
Why did the hipster burn their lip while drinking tea? They drank it before it was cool.
Picture of 2 peppers dressed up in winter attire. Captioned: "Chili Peppers". Source: http://www.gocomics.com/four-eyes/2013/11/25#.UpR_k6IAPJw.tumblr
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!