What do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.
When a wheel deflates on your car. You retire.
I saw a pirate with a steering wheel on his pants and I brought it to his attention. He simply responded "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Good thing we had wheels during the founding of the USA. We needed all the help we could get with our revolution.