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When a wheel deflates on your car. You retire.
I find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.
I used to work at a muffler factory, but it was exhausting.
After a strenuous poop, I was wiped.
How do you escape a giant whale after being eaten? You run until you're pooped out.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.