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Spare Tire

David

When a wheel deflates on your car. You retire.

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Running

25 April 2021

I find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.

Mufflers

19 September 2019

I used to work at a muffler factory, but it was exhausting.

Pooping

27 November 2018

After a strenuous poop, I was wiped.

Giant Whales

19 September 2018

How do you escape a giant whale after being eaten? You run until you're pooped out.

Bicycle

19 June 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.

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