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Four Wheels


What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

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28 May 2020

What do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.

Spare Tire

13 April 2019

When a wheel deflates on your car. You retire.

Steering Wheel

7 November 2017

I saw a pirate with a steering wheel on his pants and I brought it to his attention. He simply responded "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"

Invention of the Wheel

7 October 2016

Did you know that the wheel used to be square? Then they started cutting corners on production.

Revolution Wheel

6 October 2016

Good thing we had wheels during the founding of the USA. We needed all the help we could get with our revolution.