What do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.
When a wheel deflates on your car. You retire.
I saw a pirate with a steering wheel on his pants and I brought it to his attention. He simply responded "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"
Did you know that the wheel used to be square? Then they started cutting corners on production.
Good thing we had wheels during the founding of the USA. We needed all the help we could get with our revolution.