What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Why did the female deer need to take out a loan? She wanted a few bucks.
What kind of fish helps you hear better? A herring aid.
I went bought a dozen bees from a beekeeper. I looked and saw I had 13 bees. Apparently it was a freebee.
I put a facemask on a chicken to protect it from COVID-19. It isn't perfect, but it fits the bill.
Why don't you see many cows working at leather factories? That's just how cows hide.
How do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.
What's an Owl's favorite TV Show? Doctor Who, because it's a hoot.
The least interesting animal has to be the boar.
Penguins don't like visiting Great Britain because they're afraid of Wales
Why can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.
What do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!
What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.
Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.