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Cow

9 June 2021

What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.

Zippos

15 April 2021

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

Female Deers

3 February 2021

Why did the female deer need to take out a loan? She wanted a few bucks.

Fish

17 November 2020

What kind of fish helps you hear better? A herring aid.

Bees

25 September 2020

I went bought a dozen bees from a beekeeper. I looked and saw I had 13 bees. Apparently it was a freebee.

Chicken

10 September 2020

I put a facemask on a chicken to protect it from COVID-19. It isn't perfect, but it fits the bill.

Cows

15 August 2020

Why don't you see many cows working at leather factories? That's just how cows hide.

Alligators

9 August 2020

How do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.

Owl

13 July 2020

What's an Owl's favorite TV Show? Doctor Who, because it's a hoot.

Interesting Animals

19 June 2020

The least interesting animal has to be the boar.

Penguins

9 June 2020

Penguins don't like visiting Great Britain because they're afraid of Wales

Lions

12 May 2020

Why can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.

Cow

9 May 2020

What do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!

Dinosaur

15 April 2020

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.

Steaks

22 March 2020

Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.

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Chicken

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Alligators

Owl

Interesting Animals

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Lions

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Dinosaur

Steaks

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