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Being married has a nice ring to it.
Which planet does a circus travel from? Saturn, because it has 3 rings.
I don't know how I feel about loosing my mood ring...
The inventor of the knock knock joke received a no-bell-prize.
What do you say to someone trying to enter the Beast's castle? Ring the door, Belle.