Captain Hook

Where does captain hook buy his replacement hooks?  At the second hand store.

Peter Pan

What kind of cake does Peter Pan eat for his birthday? A Pan-cake.

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Mulan

"Mulan! How many enemies are on that ridge?"

"I'm not sure... about a hun-dred?"

Walt Disney

"Walt, which part of your leg is hurting?" Walt points to left kneecap "Dis knee."

Ariel's Father

What did Ariel's father say when he was convincing people to do stuff? Try-tons.

Under the Sea

How can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.

A whole new world

Who was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.

Music Genre

What is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.

Simba #3

What's The Lion King full of? Simba-lism.

Monsters

What does Sully write with? Monster's Ink.

Simba #2

Why does Simba never order delivery? It's easier to eat whatever is lion around.

Pinocchio

You think Geppetto can tell if Pinocchio is lying? Oh, he nose.

Simba

Why did Pumba like Simba so much? Simba was his mane man.