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Which planet does a circus travel from? Saturn, because it has 3 rings.
Being married has a nice ring to it.
I don't know how I feel about loosing my mood ring...
The inventor of the knock knock joke received a no-bell-prize.
What do you say to someone trying to enter the Beast's castle? Ring the door, Belle.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!